February 2012
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me when I go out: I should've stayed home
me when I stay home: I should've gone out
clavid:
gothbaby:
once me and my friend went on chatroulette and told a fat guy to fist himself and he did then he beat himself up with a lamp
my mom was really mad about that lamp also do you really think i’m fat
THIS IS A HAPPY BLOG
parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
“She’s never where she is,” I said. “She’s only inside her head.”
– White Oleander (via lungs-)
i have this friend that i hate for no real reasons. i mean, there are reasons, but most people would find them silly. but i seriously hate him. his mannerisms just annoy the shit out of me. and it’s hard to hate him because he’s done nice things for me in the past. but i fucking hate him. just everything he does pisses me off and his very presence has gotten me to the point where i...
imdisabled:
damn girl that ass is fine, you must be wearing them sketcher shape ups
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“Listen. Smile. Agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”
– Robert Downey Jr.
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all of my clothes feel like someones old throwaways
everytime i click stumble on stumbleupon it just brings me to sex & love addiction addicts anonymous pages i don’t understand this
who wants to join a cult
do not stand at my grave and weep
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so fucking bored meh
also i’m kind of trying to stray from facebook b/c weird people are starting to add me and it makes me wanna kill people
ivanoooze:
After everything’s all said and done, we all do incest.
Because we’re all brothers.
i keep getting kicked out of the singles rooms in habbo hotel b/c i’m asking black girls if they will share their brown sugar.
STEP ON IT
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the /hc/ section of 4chan is pretty much a let down. theres nothing “hardcore” about it. it’s a bunch of regular boring uninteresting shit that you could just as easily find in a google search NO GOLDEN NUGGETS THERE
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
so i need to find a really gr8 theme.
puddlez:
Everything is alright.
PRESS PLAY.
...
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IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD FOR NO REASON SDFISDHFSIOEURHSDFN GONNA COMPLETELY REDO EVERYTHING ON MY LAPTOP IDK LOL
steal clothes from thrift stores
steal food from grocery stores
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
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i wanna erase every recent memory of anything that has happened good or bad and just be void of emotions and have fun and drink dr. pepper and laugh at the expense of others
oh my god my hand smells like dishrag UGH
today is going to be an interesting day time to drug up on midol benadryl and painkillers
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee
